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Free lancer @ Redeemers University
Why University Life Should Count as an Olympic Sport 🏃💀
<p>Guys… let me tell you something real today 😭</p><p>University is not “education” anymore — it’s a full survival obstacle course, and every single one of us is fighting for our lives 💀🔥</p><p><br/></p><p>Let me walk you through one of my days.</p><p>Just one.</p><p>Because if I tell you the whole week, you’ll cry for me 😭😭</p><p><br/></p><p>1. Morning: The Wake-Up Battle Royale 😤⏰</p><p><br/></p><p>My alarm?</p><p>It rang.</p><p>Did I wake up?</p><p>Absolutely NOT. 😭</p><p><br/></p><p>I battled my soul for 20 minutes like:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Do I value my GPA? Or sleep?”</p><p><br/></p><p>Sleep almost won.</p><p>GPA got lucky 😭</p><p><br/></p><p>2. Cafeteria Olympics 🍛💀</p><p><br/></p><p>I reached cafeteria by 9am.</p><p>But it was already FULL.</p><p>Students moving like Avengers.</p><p><br/></p><p>Me vs the crowd → a full gym workout 😤</p><p>And after all the pushing…</p><p><br/></p><p>The food left was:</p><p><br/></p><p>Rice</p><p><br/></p><p>Air</p><p><br/></p><p>Regret</p><p><br/></p><p>😭😭😭</p><p><br/></p><p>3. Lectures: The Mental Marathon 🧠🏃</p><p><br/></p><p>Lecturer: “This is simple.”</p><p>My brain: 404 Not Found.</p><p><br/></p><p>Why does school turn normal humans into confused goats? 😭</p><p><br/></p><p>At some point I even nodded like I understood.</p><p>I did NOT.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>4. Afternoon Assignment Rush 📝🔥</p><p><br/></p><p>Assignment due by 11:59pm.</p><p>I opened it at…</p><p>11:48pm. 💀💀💀</p><p><br/></p><p>Type. Delete. Panic. Pray.</p><p>The four horsemen of academic success 😭</p><p><br/></p><p>But somehow, I submitted with 11 seconds left.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>5. Night: The Emotional Damage Hours 🌚😭</p><p><br/></p><p>I checked my bank account.</p><p>₦388.</p><p><br/></p><p>University is wicked.</p><p><br/></p><p>But tomorrow…</p><p>We still continue the battle 😭🙏</p><p><br/></p><p>YOUR TURN:</p><p><br/></p><p>What’s ONE thing that happened in school that made you say:</p><p>“Yeah, I’m done.”</p><p>Drop it below 👇😭🔥</p>
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