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Free lancer @ Redeemers University
HOSTEL ROOMMATES WILL TEST YOUR CHRISTIANITY 😭
<p>So Guys.</p><p>Living in a hostel is not “just living with someone.”</p><p>It is spiritual warfare 😭</p><p><br/></p><p>Let me explain.</p><p><br/></p><p>Every roommate falls into one of these categories:</p><p><br/></p><p>1. The Alarm Clock Demon ⏰💀</p><p><br/></p><p>This one wakes up at 4:30am to “start the day”.</p><p>Not quietly.</p><p>No.</p><p>They will boil water, zip bag, drag bucket, play worship, all at the same time.</p><p><br/></p><p>Your spirit is saying “wake up”.</p><p>Your body is saying “let me die please”.</p><p><br/></p><p>2. The Chronic Borrower 😭</p><p><br/></p><p>This one will never buy anything.</p><p>Toothpaste? Yours.</p><p>Spoon? Yours.</p><p>Perfume? Yours.</p><p>Even your air feels borrowed at this point.</p><p><br/></p><p>They will say:</p><p>“Bro I’ll return it.”</p><p>We both know they will not return anything 😭</p><p><br/></p><p>3. The Phone Call Theatre 🎭📱</p><p><br/></p><p>Talking on the phone like they are acting in a Nollywood season finale.</p><p>Zero volume control.</p><p>You are trying to sleep.</p><p>They are explaining their entire family history to somebody on the other end.</p><p><br/></p><p>4. The Silent Serial Killer Type 😐</p><p><br/></p><p>No noise.</p><p>No sound.</p><p>No laughter.</p><p>Just… there.</p><p><br/></p><p>You don’t know if they like you.</p><p>Or if they are planning your funeral.</p><p><br/></p><p>This one keeps everyone alert.</p><p><br/></p><p>5. The Party Commandant 🎧🔥</p><p><br/></p><p>Music 24/7.</p><p>Speaker always loud.</p><p>Room becomes a nightclub for no reason.</p><p><br/></p><p>Your brain is tired.</p><p>Your ears are tired.</p><p>Your ancestors are tired.</p><p><br/></p><p>At the end of the day, hostel life is character development 😭</p><p>It teaches you patience, negotiation, and how to survive with no personal space.</p><p><br/></p><p>Your turn:</p><p>Which type of roommate do YOU currently have?</p><p>Go on, describe them.</p><p>I’m ready to laugh 😭👇</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p>
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